PRIVATE TEE SHIRT DO NOT READ
Uzeless #Tee Shirts is an online t-shirt company that celebrates the uselessness of tee shirts. Let’s face it they are mostly used to promote bands, teams, politics, scenic vacation spots etc. We propose tee shirts that serve no purpose other than making people scratch their head after reading the meaningless messages. Our customers are #Cynics #Humor #Nerds #Heretics #Beatniks #Hipsters #Chapelle #Lenny Bruce #Vic di Bettito # Firesign Theater# Pryor #crypto nerds #Bill Maher, #George Carlin, #Jean Shepard, # Monty Python, #Frank Zappa and fish.
Our customer is the person who is confused and offended by platitudes such as Life is Great and Have a Nice Day. People who can’t imagine why you need to promote other people’s crap when you have your own crap to proclaim.
What is a useless tee shirt? All of these qualify: Vacation, Sports Team, Performer, Holiday, Religion, Politics, School, Space travel.
What is a Uzeless Tee Shirt? Be here now. It shares opinion, direction, likes, and things needed to have a fully actualized, coherent view of life or fish.
Beatnik Bird billboard people sets you apart from patriot, non- binary, woke, vegan, truther, gender neutral, anonymous, free standing, self-fulfilling dogma about fish.
Oxymoronism is exactly how sounds in French or binary code. Self- contradicting or self- abdicating conundrums or fish. E.g. Full Disclosure, Thoughts and Prayers, Jumbo Shrimp, Political Science, PC Apple, Cap No Cap
Crypto Comedy is a binary oxymoronism about fish. You don’t have to understand it in order to laugh at it. Can you not not satirize absurdity? An invisible coder guy, Melvin Satoshi writes code to create invisible money that upends gold which is nothing more than a consensual hallucination. And millions of really smart people go bat shit about it. The only thing more absurd is the names and total number of crypto coins. Can you say Non Fungible Token? Why? Invisible art??? And you people laughed at Andy Warhol for putting out portraits of soup cans. HA. Like Banksy we pre shred art and just sell you the container.
If the product is free you are the product. Free fish lunch anyone?
Coming sooner than you want: #mugs, #Greeting Cards, #hats #athletic wear #caps, #headbands, #hoodies, #sweatshirts #hat, # pjs, dresses and designer fish.
Approved by the New York Institute for the Terminally Hip
Our customer is the person who is confused and offended by platitudes such as Life is Great and Have a Nice Day. People who can’t imagine why you need to promote other people’s crap when you have your own crap to proclaim.
What is a useless tee shirt? All of these qualify: Vacation, Sports Team, Performer, Holiday, Religion, Politics, School, Space travel.
What is a Uzeless Tee Shirt? Be here now. It shares opinion, direction, likes, and things needed to have a fully actualized, coherent view of life or fish.
Beatnik Bird billboard people sets you apart from patriot, non- binary, woke, vegan, truther, gender neutral, anonymous, free standing, self-fulfilling dogma about fish.
Oxymoronism is exactly how sounds in French or binary code. Self- contradicting or self- abdicating conundrums or fish. E.g. Full Disclosure, Thoughts and Prayers, Jumbo Shrimp, Political Science, PC Apple, Cap No Cap
Crypto Comedy is a binary oxymoronism about fish. You don’t have to understand it in order to laugh at it. Can you not not satirize absurdity? An invisible coder guy, Melvin Satoshi writes code to create invisible money that upends gold which is nothing more than a consensual hallucination. And millions of really smart people go bat shit about it. The only thing more absurd is the names and total number of crypto coins. Can you say Non Fungible Token? Why? Invisible art??? And you people laughed at Andy Warhol for putting out portraits of soup cans. HA. Like Banksy we pre shred art and just sell you the container.
If the product is free you are the product. Free fish lunch anyone?
Coming sooner than you want: #mugs, #Greeting Cards, #hats #athletic wear #caps, #headbands, #hoodies, #sweatshirts #hat, # pjs, dresses and designer fish.
Approved by the New York Institute for the Terminally Hip
